Thirteen Things I Like to Eat

1. The feathery bits on the kitties' toys

2. My very special dog food.

3. The tootsie rolls that the kitties leave for me in their sandboxes in the basement.

4. Chocolate

5. Anything my Grammas give me (which is EVERYTHING! YAY!)

6. Cheetos from MyLindsay.

7. Things that are not green (ie. no pickles, lettuce, granny smith apples, spinach or olives).

8. My very special "Beast Pills"

9. Anything I want.

10. Wolf Sized Greenies, Rawhide sticks and Dental chews.

11. People's earlobes

12. Random stringy mystery bits I find in places like the backyard, the living room or the floor.

13. Other dogs' and kitties' foods.

New Toys For Everyone!

A couple of nights ago, MomDad took me to the babydoctor for just a regular checkup. He said I was good boy and way better than I was last year when I was being bi-polar and giving MomDad the bitey and I even gave Dr. babydoctor the bitey too. He said I only had a little bit of tartar sauce on my teefs but that's okay because Dad doesn't want to brush them for me.

The best part about the Babydoctor is that his office is right INSIDE my favorite store in the whole world: PETSMART! There are toys in every aisle and even other dogs to visit with and growl at if I want to. And after making the babydoctor do nasty things to my potty and stuff, MomDad always feel guilty enough to buy me some new toys on the way out! Horray for Dobby!!!!!

They buyed me a new man bowl for my foods and a dental chewy bone and they buyed Brudder a harness of his very own and they also buyed me a cat toy that looks like a carrot and they put catnip inside of it. Mmmmmm. I loved chewing up that carrot toy! I chewed all the feathers off first and then tried to open it up to see why it didn't squeak for me. But then Mom caughted me and told me I was a bad boy. Then Dad tried to kill me by tying the carrot around my neck for an hour! I couldn't believe it! Look with your own eyes:
How was I supposed to chew it up when it was attached to my neck on the side of my head even?!!?!? I was so embarassed. I couldn't believe Mom took a picture of it. I don't think I was a bad boy since we were at the Petsmart for me only anyway and not for the kitties. Jeesh.

I'm thinking about running away since MomDad obviously don't love me and aren't even nice to me ever.

Look at This

Ooooooo Look at the pretty plant! It's so green and it's weeves are so swoopy and long and healthy. And look, there! Mom's vitamins. Yum.

That's all.

There is nothing else in this picture.

Except maybe a lamp or two. And a couple of bells. But that's all.

Nothing else.

Nothing at all.

...or is there?!?!

Stinky Dog

Today, while I was outside "plopping" in the sun, I found a new perfume for myself! It was a musky scent reminiscent of zombie death and poop. Dad called it Eau de BLECH. I brought it inside to share it with MomDad and they whisked me away to the bathtub, calling me Stinky Dog.

First, Dad tried to kill me by give me a bath with my oatmeal shampoo. But I guess he didn't get all the perfume off because right after I was dried and happy to be out of the Tub O' Death, Mom grabbed me and put me back in! I couldn't believe it! TWO BATHS IN ONE DAY! I really am lucky to have escaped alive.

The bad news is I don't smell like Eau de BLECH anymore. The good news is I still remember where in the yard I found it! >:)

Thirteen Songs That I Like

1. Wonderboy - Tenacious D

2. Fever Dog - Stillwater

3. Brass Monkey - Beastie Boys

4. Ape Man - The Kinks

5. Proudest Monkey - Dave Matthews Band

6. Track #69 on the Undertow album - Tool

7. Get Down, Make Love - Nine Inch Nails

8 Sir Psycho Sexy - Red Hot Chili Peppers

9. Shock the Monkey - Peter Gabriel

10. Birdhouse in Your Soul - They Might Be Giants

11. Dum Diddy - Black Eyed Peas (on the Monkey Business album)

12. Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey - The Beatles

13. Tweeter and the Monkey Man - Travelling Wullburys

A Question Answered

Once upon a time, amanda j said..."Welcome to the blogs Dobby. My question is - can you knit socks, or do you prefer to watch?!"

Yuck. Knitting is for girls like my mom and my sister Nala. Mom does the knitting while fat cat Nala sits on her lap and attacks the ball as it rolls by sometimes.

I do, however, like to chew on Mom's bamboo knitting needles. Especially when they are brand new and not even removed from the package yet. I like to wait until she and Dad are either gone or in bed and then I sneak down and chew away. They taste sort of like my bone but not really. Mostly they taste like me being a Bad Boy.

Thanks for asking!

My MomDad are leaving on vacation so I'm going to have my own vacation at my GrandpaDave's house. He is great fun. He has a lot of land that I can run around on. And a Great Pyranees named Xena who is very big but very gentle and even though she growls at me I know that she secretly likes me as much as I like her! And GrandpaDave also has lots of kitties in his house and if I'm fast enough I get to eat all of their food and go the basement and eat all of their tootsie rolls! And also outside there are birds like turkeys and peacocks and ducks and stuff. GrandpaDave puts me in charge of chasing the Emu around the field. And then he lets his girlfriend, my AuntKat take me to her house for a couple days and that's another big ball of fun!
I'm so excited for my vacation! I'll be back in a couple weeks! Bye!

Welcome

So now I have a blog like MomDad. I can't believe it's taken so long. They are so mean to me they made me wait three years to get my own blog. Jeeesh.
On my blog I will talk about anything interesting that happens to me on a regular basis. This includes, but is not limited to the adventures that MomDad take me on -- inna car, on walks, out of town, visiting family, those sorts of things that I love to do. I'll also be telling you about what it's like to live with three prissy cats and some very boring fish. Dad sends Mom lots of funny pictures of puppies and kitties so sometime I'll steal them and share them with you, too. Dad says I'll get my own email address even.
To get this party started, how bout you leave me a comment and ask me anything you'd like to know about me. I'm full of lots of beans stuff.