Thursday, June 28, 2007

Thirteen Things I Like to Eat

1. The feathery bits on the kitties' toys

2. My very special dog food.

3. The tootsie rolls that the kitties leave for me in their sandboxes in the basement.

4. Chocolate

5. Anything my Grammas give me (which is EVERYTHING! YAY!)

6. Cheetos from MyLindsay.

7. Things that are not green (ie. no pickles, lettuce, granny smith apples, spinach or olives).

8. My very special "Beast Pills"

9. Anything I want.

10. Wolf Sized Greenies, Rawhide sticks and Dental chews.

11. People's earlobes

12. Random stringy mystery bits I find in places like the backyard, the living room or the floor.

13. Other dogs' and kitties' foods.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

New Toys For Everyone!

A couple of nights ago, MomDad took me to the babydoctor for just a regular checkup. He said I was good boy and way better than I was last year when I was being bi-polar and giving MomDad the bitey and I even gave Dr. babydoctor the bitey too. He said I only had a little bit of tartar sauce on my teefs but that's okay because Dad doesn't want to brush them for me.

The best part about the Babydoctor is that his office is right INSIDE my favorite store in the whole world: PETSMART! There are toys in every aisle and even other dogs to visit with and growl at if I want to. And after making the babydoctor do nasty things to my potty and stuff, MomDad always feel guilty enough to buy me some new toys on the way out! Horray for Dobby!!!!!

They buyed me a new man bowl for my foods and a dental chewy bone and they buyed Brudder a harness of his very own and they also buyed me a cat toy that looks like a carrot and they put catnip inside of it. Mmmmmm. I loved chewing up that carrot toy! I chewed all the feathers off first and then tried to open it up to see why it didn't squeak for me. But then Mom caughted me and told me I was a bad boy. Then Dad tried to kill me by tying the carrot around my neck for an hour! I couldn't believe it! Look with your own eyes:
How was I supposed to chew it up when it was attached to my neck on the side of my head even?!!?!? I was so embarassed. I couldn't believe Mom took a picture of it. I don't think I was a bad boy since we were at the Petsmart for me only anyway and not for the kitties. Jeesh.

I'm thinking about running away since MomDad obviously don't love me and aren't even nice to me ever.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Look at This

Ooooooo Look at the pretty plant! It's so green and it's weeves are so swoopy and long and healthy. And look, there! Mom's vitamins. Yum.

That's all.

There is nothing else in this picture.

Except maybe a lamp or two. And a couple of bells. But that's all.

Nothing else.

Nothing at all.

...or is there?!?!

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Stinky Dog

Today, while I was outside "plopping" in the sun, I found a new perfume for myself! It was a musky scent reminiscent of zombie death and poop. Dad called it Eau de BLECH. I brought it inside to share it with MomDad and they whisked me away to the bathtub, calling me Stinky Dog.

First, Dad tried to kill me by give me a bath with my oatmeal shampoo. But I guess he didn't get all the perfume off because right after I was dried and happy to be out of the Tub O' Death, Mom grabbed me and put me back in! I couldn't believe it! TWO BATHS IN ONE DAY! I really am lucky to have escaped alive.

The bad news is I don't smell like Eau de BLECH anymore. The good news is I still remember where in the yard I found it! >:)

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Thirteen Songs That I Like

1. Wonderboy - Tenacious D

2. Fever Dog - Stillwater

3. Brass Monkey - Beastie Boys

4. Ape Man - The Kinks

5. Proudest Monkey - Dave Matthews Band

6. Track #69 on the Undertow album - Tool

7. Get Down, Make Love - Nine Inch Nails

8 Sir Psycho Sexy - Red Hot Chili Peppers

9. Shock the Monkey - Peter Gabriel

10. Birdhouse in Your Soul - They Might Be Giants

11. Dum Diddy - Black Eyed Peas (on the Monkey Business album)

12. Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey - The Beatles

13. Tweeter and the Monkey Man - Travelling Wullburys