A House Meme

Daisy always has fun Memes for me to do. Here's the newest one about my house:

• What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now? Oatmeal Dog Shampoo
  
• Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator? No but I ated Watermelon one time when MyLindsay's boyfriend's grandpa gave me some. I don't know what his name is so I call him GrandpaWatermelon.
  
• What would you change about your living room? Get a much smaller coffee table in the middle of the room so that Scarlett and I can play chase more efficiently.
  
• Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty? They are dirty but if MomDad would only just open it and let me work on them a bit, I will have them clean in no time!
• What is in your fridge? Food and stuff.
  
• White or wheat bread? Yes, please!
  
• What is on top of your refrigerator? A plant. A box of batteries. A cookie jar with candy in it. And, sometimes, a cat.
  
• What color or design is on your shower curtain? MomDad have a door on their shower. It's like a box.
  
• How many plants are in your home? Over 12 I think. Dad says Mom has a green thumb but all her thumbs look normal to me.
  
• Is your bed made right now? I never make our bed. Either does MomDad.
  
• Comet or Soft Scrub? They both make me sneeze.
• Is your closet organized? Sometimes.
• Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home? I have a giant self-waterer thingy that is plastic. I have to run away from it when it gurgles loudly because it tries to kill me.
  
• If you have a garage, is it cluttered? Yes. Always. Mom can't even park in there anymore.
  
• Curtains or blinds? Some of both.
  
• How many pillows do you sleep with? My pillow is my Dad. So, one giant one.
  
• How often do you vacuum? I never ever vacuum because it tries to kill me when Mom takes it out.
  
• Standard toothbrush or electric? I hate to brush my teeth. I am very good at using my Jedi Powers on MomDad to keep them from trying to brush them again.
  
• Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch? Yes but it says, "WIPE YOUR PAWS" which means "WELCOME" in DogLanguage.
  
• Is there anything under your bed? Probably two kitties and a sock.
  
• Chore you hate doing the most? Taking a bath. Yuck. It tries to kill me.
  
• Do you have a separate room that you use as an office? Mom has an office but I don't use it very much unless I'm using her computer to blog or I feel like napping on her futon in there.
  
• What color are your walls? Some are white. Others are tan. A whole room is purple. And the rest are greens.
• What does your home smell like right now? The upstairs smells like Nail Polish Remover that Mom spilled on the floor last night. It makes me sneeze so I'm staying downstairs with Dad.
  
• Favorite candle scent? PeopleFoodScent. Yum.
  
• What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now? Pickles are green and I don't eat green things (unless they are Greenies) so I do not care.
  
• Ever been on your roof? No. IBut Dad goes up there once or twice a year to put sparkly things on the house. Me and Brudder watch him from the window to make sure he does not fall. We are good helpers.
  
• How many house phones? Five.
• What style do you decorate in? Mom likes Misson style furniture (but not Southwestern decor necessarily) and County/ShabbyChic.
  
• Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints? Solid. Lines and dots and stuff make me kinda dizzy.
  
• Is there a smoke detector in your home? There are a lot of them. And sometimes ghosts get in them and they start going off for no particular reason in the middle of the night. Mom freaks out because she thinks they are trying to kill her. Mom is crazy.
  
• In case of fire, what are the items in your house which you’d grab if you only could make one quick trip? MomDad, Scarlett and my Kitties. Sorry, Bull and Fishface (the two fish), my mouth will already be full of all those people and I can't trust Scarlett or the kitties to not eat you if they carried you out!

If you want to do this meme, take it from me!

Scarlett starts Puppy Preschool at Petsmart today. I'm going with her to supervise since that is my alma mater. Updates to come!