Sunday, July 29, 2007

BRUDDER HAS DA BLOG!!!!!

I AM BRUDDER AND I HAVE CAPTURED DOBBY'S BLOG! MUWAHAHAHAHAH!

I AM A SERIOUS MANCAT WHO KILLS AND HUNTS ALL THE TIME. MOM SAYS I LIVE IN MY OWN LITTLE FANTASY WORLD LIKE THIS BUT I KNOW SHE IS LYING AND LATER I WILL KILL HER FOR SAYING SO.

I AM A PIXIE BOB WHICH MEANS I AM PART BOBCAT WHICH MEANS I AM NOT AT ALL A PIXIE-FROO-FROO-GIRLIE MAN. I DO NOT HAVE A TAIL. MY SISTERS BOTH HAVE TAILS SO I THINK THAT TAILS ARE FOR GIRLS AND FOR DOGS ONLY.

I LOOK OUT AT ALL THE MICES AND BIRDIES THAT I CAN KILL ALL THE TIME.

I GET "VIOLENT MAN RUBS" FROM DAD ALMOST EVERY NIGHT BEFORE BED AND SOMETIMES I GIVE HIM THE BITEY IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

YESTERDAY COUSIN BAILEY CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND SCAIRT THE BEJEEBUSES OUT OF ME. I MEAN I WAS NOT ACTUALLY SCARED, JUST CAUGHT OFF GUARD AND SO I PUT MY HAIRS UP AND HISSED AT HIM LIKE THIS:



LATER, I KILLED HIM AND MADE HIM GO HOME.

I LIKE CATNIP VERY MUCH AND LAST NIGHT WHILE MOM WAS MIXING SOMETHING HERBALY UP, NALA MEOWED AND TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD SOME NIP OUT. NORMALLY, I ONLY LIKE TO CHASE AND ANTAGONIZE AND TORMENT NALA BUT LAST NIGHT SHE REALLY MADE ME HAPPY BY TELLING ME ABOUT THE NIP. SHE EVEN SHARED SOME OF IT WITH ME WHICH MADE ME HIGH AND HAPPIER. I EVEN WAITED A LITTLE LONGER THAN USUAL TO CHASE HER AROUND THE HOUSE. I AM A NICE BRUDDER SOMETIMES.


THIS BLOG IS KIND OF BORNING TO WRITE ON. I THINK I NEED TO GO FIND A BUG TO EAT OR SOMETHING.

GOODBYE.

4 comments:

Daisy said...

Wow! You really are a big mancat! Nice to meetcha. I never met a Pixie Bob before. You are very exotic! I like to give the bitey, too.

Poppy said...

Oh, Brudder, you are such a charismatic mancat! I bet if we met in person I would be intimidated...

Deefor said...

Dobby
If you get your blog back I tagged you with some questions. Be careful.

Deefor

Poppy said...

Hi Dobby! I got my big round bed from somewhere on the internet. I think it's called "Foof." Go here: http://www.thefoofstore.com/Category.aspx?Cat=16&pkey=Foof+Pet+Beds&pval=16&pIds=CategoryID
It was waaaaay bigger than my mom expected when it came in the mail. But I love it!